RIP Eyebrows

You’re 13 years old. You sit in front of a mirror, tweezers held gingerly. Like any self- respecting teen of the 00s, you gaze lovingly at picture of Christina Aguilera/Britney Spears/JLo/etc., your eyes directed towards the perfectly thin, sperm-like monstrosities they called eyebrows back then. You begin. You wake from that chilling nightmare in aRead more